I hear our old friend Ellis is hanging up the helmet and calling it a career because he's been getting a lot of head and neck injuries. Sad. Who will dance like they won the Super Bowl after making a tackle at the end of a 75 yard catch now?
Dude really didn't capitalize on Plaxico shooting himself in the leg either, he should have challenged him to a rematch after that happened. Maybe with a bullet lodged in him Ellis could have actually covered him.
Dustin Pedroia is the best athelete in the history of humanity? Maybe. I think it was "Refrigerator" Perry. He had no teeth.
ReplyDeleteLook man, it's cool. I was like you once, not realizing how amazing I am. You'll come around, I did
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