Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dustin Pedroia on Proofreading

NBA.com, and I fucking quote

"The Heat closed the first half with a furious to steal all momentum heading into halftime. "

Bravo, guys. Furious is only a noun when referring to my massive cock. I mean, Christ, I'm pretty drunk (D Pizzle knows how to party) and I noticed that immediately. These are the people that won't hire me. The people that straight sober think "with a furious to steal" is a complete thought.

Hey, NBA.com. Don't call me. I'm better than you. Please take all the time you need to prove me wrong. Unleash a furious on me if needed, retards.

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