Dustin Pedroia on public bathrooms

Just saying, pissing into a urinal while chewing a mouthful of pretzels is about as good as life gets. I mean, you get some weird looks like "where the fuck did this guy get pretzels" but it's worth it. If anything, that makes it better. Bring a bag, shove half of it in your mouth, then go piss in front of as many people as you can find. That's the Pedroia lifestyle, motherfucker.